Not my fault!

Since I was a kid I was told I was a bossy control freak...mostly by my mom, and a few teachers. Thanks mom. I found a career that being this way isn't such a bad thing. Teachers have to control the chaos and "boss" around small kids (in a loving way). Well...then I left for 11 weeks and all hell broke loose. Everything thing from where the crayons belong to a flipping lesson plan went out the window. These 18 little people learned 1 thing while I was gone- "when I'm at school, I do whatever the F I want" including steal all the school supplies. Seriously, every kid was given a ziplock with 24 crayons before I left, and now not one kid has any! Ummm...did they eat them? WTF

The sub told me that she "didn't make no copies." ...umm I'm sorry does that mean you completely disregarded my 3 inch perfectly organized by weekly dividers binder? Yes...that's exactly what it means. The first semester of kindergarten is usually when the kids "get it" and they know the routine, they know how to work, they can do things on their own. Well thanks to my sub, my kids learned non of that and they do NOT "get it."

I am 50 lessons behind in every subject, they've done no phonics or guided reading. How in the hell do I recover from this? What a great freaking welcome back to work....

Refer to previous blog post...can I please be a stay at home mom now? 

 So, when these kids can't read or write a complete sentence by May...it's not my fault.