Did you know grown ups can catch Hand Foot Mouth Disease from their kid? Did you also know that your kid can catch it from seeing another kid with no symptoms for like 2 hours? Stupid germs. Good news is that Owen never had a fever and has acted his normal goofy self the whole time. Yucky HFMD blisters and all. This kid...such a trooper.
Me on the other hand. No fever, but my mouth is covered in blisters and I can hardly talk or eat. It hurts so bad I can't imagine what it would be like if Owen was in this kind of pain. That would be a nightmare. Maybe this is how I'll get my bikini body. I can't eat! Ok I can eat, but it hurts so bad that it's not worth it. It will get better, I know. Until it does I will continue to numb my tongue in a bath of tequila.
So also, the day before Owen was EXPOSED to the HFMD we went to our God sons birthday party. Owen had so much fun and The Husband and I had a lot of fun too. So we get home around 6 from our long fun day swimming and partying. I walk in through the garage with Owen on my hip and see that our back door has been kicked in. The door frame is on the floor, things that were on the counter are all over the floor. Holy shit. I yell for The husband and tell him what's happened. He sends me back outside to call 911 so he can make sure no jerks are still in the house. Once the house gets the all clear from my brave husband I go in a check it out. I notice both laptops are gone, my Nikon is gone, they went through all of the dresser drawers, our bed is even pushed aside. I start panicking. Strangers were here. Touching our things... digging in my underwear drawer. They saw a child lives here and continued on their way taking things that aren't theirs. How could anyone be so selfish? And why us? It's not about the stuff they took, it's the violation of space. It's creepy.
The cops finally arrived almost an HOUR later. The woman walks in and shows me a photo on her digital camera. "Is this your stuff?" YES! What the hell? Is this some kind of a joke? The boys who were in our house are children; teenagers. They were caught after doing a third break in a few blocks from our house. The bastards were caught. The oldest was 17 and cried when the police let him know he'd be punished as an adult. That actually made me feel a little better. He's in a jail cell crying like the idiot he is. I've never been so angry and ready to punch someone. I've never punched anyone before, but I'm 100% sure I would have punched anyone I saw in our house that night.
So the great news is that we got our stuff back. All of it. Good job Mansfield PD!